Bit of a departure here.
Yesterday, I found this little story which my five year old had written in bed. It is way better than anything I could do. Please forgive me any sentimentalism here. It’s the original spelling.
THE GOOGLE FROG
The frog saw googleplex fleas
The fleas sukt all his blud BUT THEN
They got batulism and they were poisond amytoontly.’
Like it?